Bart Simpson

|~~~~~~| I will not draw naked ladies in class...
| | I will not skateboard down the halls...
| | __________ I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"...
| (o)(o) / \ I will not instigate revolution...
@ _) __/ Don't have \ I will not waste chalk...
| ,___| /___ a cow, | I did not see Elvis...
| / \ man! / I will not burp in class...
/____\ \__________/ Garlic gum is not funny...
/ \ They are Laughing at me, not with me...
Tar is not a plaything...
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom